The Simulation with Zay and Kas
By Kaseem Gaines
Kas & Zay are breaking down the simulation! Listen to their humerous, outlandish and unfiltered thoughts with weekly special guests
this just jokes, rich/famous people please don't sue😘
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The Simulation with Zay and KasJan 30, 2020
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February 29, 2020
Feb 29, 202000:17
Sim Glitch: Succulent Vegan Rib
zayu- duru you have disappointed your ancestors..
Feb 08, 202001:20:45
Mo Be watching Scooby Doo!
In this episode of The Simulation we chat with local artist @odd.little.me after coming back from the UK for a semester. On their making art and navigating art school. Oh! And wouldn’t you know this episodes cover was drawn by Mo herself as well!!!!
Feb 06, 202001:14:03
Short Sim: Donald Trump is the Orange Boobah
Zay do this damn description
Feb 04, 202001:14:08
Sim Glitch: RETAIL Takeover
This is Zay's Job, they need to figure this shit out..
Feb 01, 202001:27:28
Facts Don't Matter with Roberto
Zay this is on you bruhh
Jan 30, 202001:07:18
Short Sim: Igor isn't a rap album
R.I.P Kobe
Jan 27, 202001:30:48
Short Sim :Too Zooted
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Jan 25, 202001:04:02
Jeremiah Makes Music for the Honey Dips
I’m gonna be completely honest here. We got this dude on our podcast being all smooth and suave and the crazy thing is I’m not even mad about it. Honey dips beware cause I think we found your kryptonite.
Jan 21, 202001:09:52
Short Sim: What Would You Do For a Glazed Donut
zay.. foreal though?..
Jan 21, 202001:04:02
Sim Glitch: We Went to the Hat Store
I said hip hop, a hip hip hop, and zay this ain’t a description but I just won’t stop. This a simulation glitch and you know that it bop.
Jan 18, 202001:21:23
thinky like Pinki
Beans, beans, beans and more beaaanssssssssss. Today we hang out with our friend Pinki Pagan! Let's see how epicé this gets! Oh and did I forget to mention beans?
Jan 16, 202001:08:13
Short Sim: Why the Squirrels Still Out?
How gonna expect me to write a damn description when I’m too busy trying why these damn squirrels are out here. -written a day late
Jan 14, 202001:19:32
Simulation Glitch: We Done Goofed
Late episode. We were busy, whatya gonna do?
Jan 11, 202001:01:01
A Smooth Criminal
The episode of Zay and Kas is unreleased and unauthorized. The people involved in this episode are actors. Any likeness to any real-life people is strictly coincidental. - redacted
Jan 09, 202001:35:26
Short Sim: Lopez Vs. The World
G’day mate, written just day late- Zay. Currently Australia is on fire, George Lopez may or may not assassinate the president all while the whole country anxiety memes their way through another war-the boiis over at “The Simulation” are passing the time of impending doom rapping about consensual sex and kinks.
Jan 07, 202001:00:25
Sim Glitch: She Wanted to Play Lazertag, But I Just Took Her to the Hood
Honey dips we single and we’re ready to mingle. Aladdin to your Jasmine, the hood I can show you and laser tag we can go.
Jan 04, 202001:24:05
Grace's Fanny Flutters
Grace makes our fannies flutter. 🥺🥺
Jan 02, 202001:06:04
Short Sim: Terrorist Crips
zay didnt write me so im blank
Dec 31, 201901:23:46
Sim Glitch: Lick My Uggs
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Dec 28, 201901:26:00
Enneagram Tests
Zay, Kas and their good friend Cheyenne talk about enneagram tests and their personalities
Dec 26, 201901:19:14
Short Sim: Black-ademy Awards
It's awards season
Dec 24, 201901:23:26
Sim Glitch: Got the Stiffy, in the Penitentary, Uhn
Tamagachi 69 risked it all for the cheese as a rat woild
Dec 21, 201901:06:08
A Chat About Art with Liam Walsh
Zay and Kas chat with their friend Liam Walsh
Dec 19, 201901:02:17
Short Sim 10: Alien Porn
S/O Jeremiah and Nahom. It’s everyone’s favorite news that isn’t really news (but sometimes it’s news) “The Short Sim” in this episode we start off with a surprise drunk phone call after a friend meets Kas cousin. As well as we have our friend Grace, an upcoming episode guest, here today to tell us the news and boy does she have something to say, and let’s not forget the nitty gritty of this very special short sim episode. The crème de la crème Alien Porn. That’s it. That’s all I’m saying. Listening to episode and find what that means.
Dec 17, 201901:12:56
Sim Glitch 9: Scott Pilgrim Breeds Douchebags
In this episode of Zay and Kas vs the world. Zay gets a reality check and the boiis discuss how toxic and problematic Scott pilgrim is despite how it might’ve seemed during their formative years.
Dec 14, 201901:06:55
Zahava Lior from L.A.
Zay and Kas are talking with their good friend Zahava. We talk L.A, Los Angeles and Hollywood--did you know Zahava is from LA?
Dec 12, 201954:36
Short Sim 9: Eminemineminem
hi my name is eminem your girl wanna eminem so i gave her an eminem eminemineminem.
Dec 10, 201901:21:36
Sim Glitch 8: The Bean Kicked In
The only thing I got from this episode was that Kas had a crush on Jaden Smith in high school, Kas makes chubaca noises when he listens to Zack Fox and sometimes your childhood isn't what you think it was in retrospect.- Zay
Dec 07, 201901:10:25
Brennan and the Universe
Zay and Kas are with their friend Brennan! They talk about sex, aliens and the Universe. -- He pulled up flexed up.
Dec 05, 201901:11:19
Short Sim 8: The Truth Is in the Pudding Cup
Here we are again. It’s everyone’s favorite news that isn’t news “The short sim” (see what I did there haha short-sim and not short simulation..funny right??) In this short simulation: news episode we try to find the truth that lies in the pudding. Do you know what mean? Me neither???!!! Find out why Bill Cosby is tweeting, hear the boiis battle rap as Kanye and Kim, and maybe for the FIRST time EVER! the boiis talk about the news for over an hour and so much more.
Dec 03, 201901:12:08
Short Sim 7: Zay vs. An Eyelash/Kas vs. Vision
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Nov 30, 201901:17:37
The Zay Holiday Colonizer Day (Thanksgiving) Roast
Zay and Kas are here with their friend Simone Yael. They talk about bucket lists, colonizer day (thanksgiving) and idols. -- Simone hacked the simulation FORREAL. we cashed out at the bodega w all the sing beans yahhhmean.
Nov 28, 201901:05:00
Short Sim 7: Chicago Watersports
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Nov 26, 201901:09:41
Sim Glitch 6: Black-arot
Back from their journey in the caucasus mountains the boiis over at 'The Simulation with Zay and Kas" comeback with old tales from Zays grandma, Putting Respect on Young Thugs name, growing pains and so much more. Also in this episode Zay may or may not have gotten shot over 7 times but you didn't that from me, and no one likes snitches.
Nov 23, 201901:18:04
Growing Up in Cincinnati
Zay and Kas are talking Growing up in Cincinnati with their good friend Evan Verrilli. They talk about high school, not snitching and breathtaking cincinnati scenery--on the real tip though.. R.I.P Harambe..
Nov 21, 201901:00:41
short sim 6
You can always take the boy out of Ohio,but you can never take the Ohio out of the boy. In the 6th installment of "The Short Simulations with Zay and Kas," The boys talk Trippie Red calling out artist for not supporting him, Celebrity Lawsuits (muggings and identity thief included), Tyga spotted out with Kylie Jenner lookalikes and so much more.
Nov 19, 201958:16
Simulation Glitch #5
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Nov 16, 201901:10:25
Sex, Fetishes & Stigmas
Zay and Kas are getting spicy with their good friend Lilly! They touch on topics like first experiences, the sex talk, and rough sex!--Not gonna lie, Lilly got the best bars in 2019 so far.
Nov 14, 201901:01:16
Short Simulations #5
Zay and Kas co-host with Cheyenne! Last of Us, Kanye again
and Popeyes.
Nov 12, 201901:00:06
Simulation Glitch #4
Zay and Kas just finished some LaRosa's and they are G-L-I-T-C-H-I-N-G gurl.
Nov 09, 201957:11
A Chat with Nari
Zay and Kas are at the spot with Nari! They talk about tour, saving the world, and barista jobs.--Ion think Nari knew what she signed up for...
Nov 07, 201901:02:01
Short Simulation #4
Zay and Kas talk about Donald Dump, McDonalds, and Woah Vicky vs Bhad Bhabie.
Nov 05, 201955:31
Simulation Glitch #3
an hour long blooper
Nov 02, 201901:06:45
The Simulation: Halloween Edition (Conspiracy Theories)
Comedian Daniel Waterhouse pulls up for a bit! They talk about Frogman, government coverups and the movie Scream.
my momma told me sonetimes diamonds have flaws and this one is a gem
my momma told me sonetimes diamonds have flaws and this one is a gem
Oct 31, 201952:31
Short Simulations #3
Zay and Kas talk Kanye, OJ and Breakfast Club vs. Gucci Mane LaFlare.--We are now Kas Kardashiam and Zay Jenner
Oct 29, 201957:13
Simulation Glitch #2
Today Zay and Kas tell their moms they love them, talk about impossible whoppers and private school.
Oct 26, 201955:36
America from the Outside
We are here with our good friend, Krister! We talk about Krister's travels, being from Cincinnati & what people from outside of the US think of us.
not gonna lie, krister almost fell asleep inna stu
Oct 24, 201946:28
Short Simulations #2
We talk about Frank Ocean, Playboi Carti and and horses!--Zay turns into a dog
Oct 22, 201948:20
Simulation Glitch #1
Zay and Kas basically do karaoke
Oct 19, 201944:43